A guy dies and goes to heaven. His tour guide starts to show him around the whole place; the tennis courts, the main lobby , when they come upon a room full of clocks.Some are going fast, some slow and some normal. " What's with all the clocks?" the guy asks his tour guide. " each clock is for each person on earth. Every time they tell a lie, their clock goes faster," he said.Well that makes sense the guy thought to himself. just then he noticed a clock on the ceiling going tremendously fast , and much faster than all the others. " what's that?" the guy said pointing to the ceiling. " Oh, that's bill Clinton's clock. We use it as a fan."

From: scatcat03

President Clinton confounded critics when his job approval rating went up to 69%. "It's no secret why most Americans love him. He's the only person on TV who's not talking about Monica Lewinsky."

What did Bill say when his wife got him boxers?

They should warm my ankles nicely.

Monica Lewinskey went to the plastic surgeon and said, "Doc, all the magazine articles and newspaper articles say I'm fat. You think you can help me?" The surgeon said, "I think I can help you but first you have to take off all your clothes." Monica agreed and th doctor came up with a diagnosis. "I think I know what's wrong, you look good except for those love handles." "what's wrong with my ears?!"

Clinton's mother prayed fervently that Bill would grow up and be president. So far, half of her prayer has been answered.

A: Because if Hillary was killed, who would run the country?

what does massachusetts and the clintons both have in common?

we both have an ugly chelsea! ."